Waterfowling 101 Purchase Online. Waterfowling 101, Duck, Duck, Goose is now available for purchase from Amazon in both Paperback and Kindle formats. Order your signed copy of the paperback directly from the author. Fred Kloecker will sign your copy with a personal message. Frederick N. Kloecker’s funny hunting books keep his readers laughing from cover to cover with his humorous stories of his own hunting experiences.
Duck, Duck, Goose
Fred Kloecker is a man who has lived a safe, comfortable life of relative privilege. His parents belong to a country club, and the staff at the pricy steakhouse downtown knows him by name. But when he meets his parents’ peculiar neighbor Jon, an extravert with a passion for hunting and larger-than-life personality, Fred begins to discover a new stripped-down version of existence devoid of luxury and excess—an approach completely foreign to him.
Jon and his buddies, a motley cast of country characters, are determined to teach Fred duck hunting “the way it ought to be.” And though the lessons he learns are frequently embarrassing and almost always painful, Fred comes to realize a simpler life is, indeed, a good life.
“the lessons he learns are frequently embarrassing and almost always painful”
Naturally, the normal pitfalls and challenges befall the greenhorn, and often at great expense to his pride. Lessons such as sit still, don’t look up and point, and be careful making bets that include the phrase, “If you’re right, I’ll buy dinner,” are often acquired with a painful dose of humility. However, a spectacular adventure also begins, helping Fred step far beyond his comfort zone.
Enjoy Fred’s profoundly funny, raucous, real-life adventure as he embarks on a journey from being a man dependent on his creature comforts to one with a genuine appreciation for even the most rustic (read: grueling) of environments, which, ironically, give him more than he ever would have believed. And as Fred’s experiences take hold of him, they forever alter his perceptions and turn his predictable search for another exotic private beach into a hunt for sanctuary and tranquility that now only a duck blind can offer.
Fred Kloecker’s funny hunting books are a must-have for hunters of every experience level. You’ll either get an idea for what’s in store for you as you take on the challenges of becoming a hunter or you will look back and laugh with fondness and remember similar hurdles you tripped over yourself on your own amazing journey. His outdoor adventures are wrought peril and intrigue, but most notably, humor. The reads are a laugh a minute and are great assets to have close at hand when you just need to immerse yourself in hunting stories. After all, just because the seasons end doesn’t mean you can’t keep enjoying the fun, adventurous spirit of the hunt these books bring to your fingertips.
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